BEN: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
[Silence]
Hoody: I did, I broke it-
BEN: No. No, you didn’t. Toby?
Toby: Don’t look at me. Look at Masky.
Masky: What? I didn’t break it.
Toby: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Masky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Toby: Suspicious.
Masky: No, it’s not.
Jane: If it matters... probably not... Jeff was the last one to use it.
Jeff: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Jane: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jeff: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jane!
Hoody: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, BEN.
BEN: No. Who broke it?
Jason: BEN, EJ has been awfully quiet...
EJ: Really?!
Jason: Yeah, really!
[Cut to BEN in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
BEN: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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